Pierre and Giles are very sad.

It appears that Swirly has recently become remarried so our chances with her in a classy menage-a-trois are absolutely dead, much like her recent husband! Oh, we do crack ourselves up.

In a desperate attempt to cruise the fashion feed, enjoying the halloween posts, we screamed when we saw this.



Ye gods, who let the whore from Charing Cross Road out of the house?!

This as well?!




Bad tone, bad makeup... and is it just us, or does she look like a mongoloid?