We are sad.

Why are we sad? Because Tao Takashi allows other blogs, blogs that show BDSM and naked women, blogs whose owners cuss incessantly and blogs that show lesbian domestic violence and hideous crimes of fashion... and what about poor Pierre and Giles? Naught! We are left in the dust. It is discouraging, to find the owner of such a wonderful feed so biased as to a few men who have questions. Valid questions!

We give you the sad face. :-( We are not amused. If you want to see us on the fashion feed, contact Tao and yell at him. Please. Our voices are hoarse from the constant effort of breathing while hitting the keys to email him relentlessly.


Discouragingly;
Pierre and Giles

Hush, hush, darling.

Pierre and I both know we like it when certain people just keep their mouths shut and look like our pretty little birds that we know and love rather than opening and removing all doubt of idiocy.

We bring in case to you this instance of Scarlett Niven, who I'm sure will be happy to know we are informing all of you that this conversation is why she was late to her own party, by nearly a turn of the hourglass. Sad, really. Stem cells might help her.

Which is it, darling? Does your uncle work for the idiotic American Homeland Security system? Or the FBI? Maybe he's just your neighborhood pedophile.

[22:56] Scarlett Niven: I've just sent your name with an IP address trace to my Uncle who works for Homeland Security,...Good Luck With That...:-D
[22:57] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Ahahahahaha
[22:57] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Good luck with that
[22:57] Scarlett Niven: Yo have no idea who YOU are dealing with..."D
[22:57] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Oh heavens no, my IP!
[22:58] Scarlett Niven: My dear...way beyond that...
[22:58] Scarlett Niven: He already knows your name...
[22:58] Scarlett Niven: Friggin Lindens have sold out everything..
[22:58] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: This is a pretty bad prank if that's what you're going for
[22:59] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You should come back to Baku, we should discuss terms of the ransom of my IP over some virtual tea.
[22:59] Scarlett Niven: Sorry...it's not a joke...:-((...
[22:59] Scarlett Niven: but I made a mistake..
[22:59] Scarlett Niven: I didn't know I had my mic on
[23:00] Scarlett Niven: and I was treated like crap..
[23:00] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: So thus you will call your uncle in homeland security who can get my IP from the second life client :v
[23:00] Scarlett Niven: yep...why not..you might be a threat...
[23:00] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: I got insulted once on the internet. I traced the guy down to his house and fed his dog chocolate because you're not supposed to do that, and I hear it could even kill them
[23:00] Scarlett Niven: you sure attacked me quickly..
[23:00] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: He deserved it though he called me a slag.
[23:01] Scarlett Niven: You ever saw the Sopranos...well try that with me....
[23:01] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Oh cool you have some fat italian guys around?
[23:02] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: My uncle isn't italian but he's fat and can do apretty mean impression
[23:02] Scarlett Niven: Yes...*stone face*
[23:02] Scarlett Niven: try me..
[23:02] Scarlett Niven: I'm not kidding...
[23:03] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Perhaps we could do like a thing where my uncle can be all "I'm in the mafia" and your uncle could be "I'm in homeland security and i'm going to arrest you" but then he needs to use my uncle for his crinimal knowledge so they become partners, but they don't get along together but eventually learn that despite their differences they're actually the same and it will be the feel good hit of the summer.
[23:04] Scarlett Niven: My Uncle already knows who you are...I just got an email..are you stupid?
[23:04] Scarlett Niven: You should get a phone call tomorrow..
[23:04] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: My teacher says I read at a 5th grade level
[23:04] Scarlett Niven: sorry.
[23:04] Scarlett Niven: or your parrents,.
[23:04] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Hey don't apologise
[23:04] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: i'd like to meet your uncle he sounds cool
[23:05] Scarlett Niven: He is..
[23:05] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Perhaps after the court case where i'm held for calling you a slag, he can join me for a beer.
[23:05] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Does he like german beer? I don't really like german beer much but we could have german beer.
[23:05] Scarlett Niven: what is that anyway>
[23:06] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Beer?
[23:06] Scarlett Niven: no...slag?
[23:06] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: It's a alcoholic liquid made up from yeast and several other things
[23:06] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Oh, it's Australian slang for 'slut'
[23:07] Scarlett Niven: As much as I love talking to your Alt...I think you should reconsider that comment...it's not remotely true...
[23:08] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: I can assure you ma'am, beer is most certainly made from yeast.
[23:09] Scarlett Niven: I saw some dots...I tp'd and got insulted but a bunch of assholes...because I forgot my mic was on...
[23:09] Scarlett Niven: Let me assure you that Karma is in SL and RL...be you 15 or 50..
[23:09] Scarlett Niven: I meant you no harm..
[23:09] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Do you scream rape when people ask you nicely to turn down your music
[23:09] Scarlett Niven: but you decided to attack me anyway...
[23:09] Scarlett Niven: No one asked me to turn my music down..
[23:10] Scarlett Niven: I can cut and paste what was said if you'd like..
[23:10] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Do you like the house of pain? They're a good band but I've only really heard one of their songs
[23:10] Scarlett Niven: The are just many on around 800 songs on my computer..
[23:11] Scarlett Niven: they just happen to be on,,.
[23:11] Scarlett Niven: You don't like the Irish?
[23:11] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Did you ever listen to Kris Kross
[23:11] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: He had a song about jumping too.
[23:11] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: I like songs about jumping, Van Halen did one that was pretty cool too.
[23:11] Scarlett Niven: My cheer group did a routine to it..
[23:12] Scarlett Niven: And I have the Van Halen Jump as wel
[23:12] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You were a cheerleader? Me too!
[23:12] Scarlett Niven: well
[23:12] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: We're like sisters!
[23:12] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: I don't know why we got off on such a bad footing. We both like songs about jumping and cheerleading
[23:12] Scarlett Niven: From 3 grade to junior in college
[23:12] Scarlett Niven: Hey...it happens..
[23:13] Scarlett Niven: Are you gay?
[23:13] Scarlett Niven: Because if you are...I don't care...:-D
[23:13] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Excuse me?
[23:13] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: That's very offensive.
[23:13] Scarlett Niven: Are you a guy?
[23:13] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You should watch what you say :s
[23:14] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: yes I'm a man.
[23:14] Scarlett Niven: Sorry..most guys that like that are gay,,but I could care less..
[23:15] Scarlett Niven: I like people for who they are..
[23:15] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You could NOT care less
[23:15] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: you could NOT care less
[23:15] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: I'm sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine when people say that.
[23:15] Scarlett Niven: kay..sorry..
[23:15] Scarlett Niven: I'm trying to answer too many IM'
[23:16] Scarlett Niven: But I'm trying to give you the benefit fo the doubt...
[23:16] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You know, I have a good mind to tell my uncle about you.
[23:16] Scarlett Niven: since you are still talking to me..
[23:17] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You threaten me over IM, call me gay, then use common english terms the completely wrong way.
[23:17] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: And I thought we were starting to get over our problems :(
[23:17] Scarlett Niven: how id that wrong?
[23:18] Scarlett Niven: I did not call you gay...I just said if you were I would not judge u
[23:18] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You outright insinuated that I would.
[23:18] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: You may as well just have said "Bottom feeding poop diver" because really now... prettying it up with words doesn't change anything
[23:19] Scarlett Niven: I guess you hate gays..
[23:20] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Excuse me? now you're caling me intolerant?
[23:20] Scarlett Niven: I just said that it did not matter...are you reading your chat?
[23:21] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Ok, that's it. I just recieved an email from my Uncle. Expect a call tomorrow. :)))
[23:22] Scarlett Niven: Keep joking...I'm not...have a good night..your parents will be so happy tomorrow.....
[23:22] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: My parents are dead you bastard.
[23:22] Scarlett Niven: My Uncle has been with the FBI since 1991
[23:23] Scarlett Niven: and has run background checks on everyone I have dated...
[23:23] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Do you meet alot of boys over the internet
[23:23] Scarlett Niven: no...but IP addresses give more that just the town you live in..
[23:24] Scarlett Niven: it gives your address, name and phone number...
[23:24] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: I know. I scanned yours through my CatScan earlier. I already have your full name, address and social security number, work history and a single digit number of the people you have slept with.
[23:25] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: IP addresses are great
[23:25] Scarlett Niven: lol..good for u...so you should be wanting to marry me now I guess...
[23:25] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Really? You're serious?
[23:25] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Well i didn't plan on getting hitched for a few years, but sure why not.
[23:25] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: We would constantly be angry and hating each other. it'd be like tat one movie with owen wilson
[23:26] Scarlett Niven: LOL...right?
[23:26] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: where they hate each other because the girl is annoying and the guy has a crooked nose, but then they settle their differences in the end and they play some kickass Jack Johnson music
[23:28] Scarlett Niven: I met a guy at a club and we had a big arguement..but surprise...he is one of my friends now after talkling with me at length..
[23:28] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Perhaps we could go to a club and cause a public scene then have angry hate sex sometime.
[23:29] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Well i'm afraid i'm late for a hateful gay association club meeting, so I guess I shall see you around! :D
[23:31] Scarlett Niven: I don't do hate sex...I just got Sl divorced so I'm just looking for friends,,people with things to talk about...not people who find it amusing to insult people who they will never meet...the one thing about me...
[23:31] Scarlett Niven: I will treat you the same in both places..
[23:31] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Oh, you should come by Baku sometime then, i'm sure you'll find a ton of people just like you. We have some of the wildest parties in SL :D
[23:32] Scarlett Niven: I don't get into that...I
[23:33] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Oh ok well on off hours we like to have tea parties, and if the weathers right, ride a manatee or two ;)
[23:33] Scarlett Niven: You've made a judgement of me already...shouldn't I be insulted?
[23:33] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Probaby.
[23:33] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: *Probab LEEEEE
[23:37] Scarlett Niven: kay...lol.have a fabulous night my dear...
[23:37] NotDecomposingMonstre Recreant: Oh I will, I will.

This has been another Pierre and Giles transmission, reminding you to not act your hair color, but to act your age.

Signing off, fashionably and with grace,
Giles